Vintage Tumblr Themes

rowena:  i'm looking over the plans
godric:  yeah
rowena:  what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric:  oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena:  why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric:  safest place
rowena:  fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere  [in the distance]
salazar:  there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.


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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck


Artist: Sanderson Sisters

theempireremains:

Halloween may have just passed but there is always time for Hocus Pocus.